Sunday, March 09, 2008

Pro Golfer Faces Charges After Killing Bird With Ball

Trick question: If a pro golfer faces misdemeanor charges and possible jail time after hitting and killing a hawk with a golf ball, what is a “doctor” likely to face for killing an unborn child by cutting, slashing or suctioning?

Answer: In North America, he may get Abortionist of the Year Award.

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