Professional Catholics Or Pseudo-Catholics?

Published today to SignOfContradiction.Blogspot.ca

…a faithful Bishop…needs to gather together all the unfaithful professional Catholics in his charge and summarily fire them at the exact same moment in one fell swoop on a Friday afternoon. Do exactly what happens in corporate America; hence the name Black Friday. When they're in the room the IT manager will be deactivating their diocesan emails. They will be instructed to hand over their keys, their pass cards….

So which is it, professional Catholic or pseudo-catholic?